society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
person: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
person: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
person:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
person:
society:
person: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
person:
society: what third option?
person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

dutchster:

why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators

richwhitelesbian:

earthkingdomprincess:

in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

anniephantom:

HELP

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I MADE HANDSOME SQUIDWARD 

HE SURPASSES MORTAL BEAUTY

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FUCK

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HIS EYES ARE BEACONS TO A BETTER LIFE

NOW HE’S PICNICKING ALONE 

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HE LOOKS SO SAD YET SO MAJESTIC

Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.
(via stability)

exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.

stripedpants:

How do you tell your online friend that your a monster with no mouth

foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae