bringmethetaco:

kazzikame:

awwww-cute:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK ^

me at the zoo: where are the dragons

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

beelzebrox:

My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just

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vinegod:

I told my mom to suck my ass… by BrennenTaylor

warpfactornope:

sometimes i remember how jensen ackles was able to say no i’m not dancing in ballet shoes because he wasn’t comfortable doing so

and it was removed from the script

but genevieve cortese had that same discomfort with her torture scene and it wasn’t removed from the script and she still had to do it.

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

vanillish:

*does the nicki Minaj anaconda pose on McDonald’s counter*

courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

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so i got one and wrote this on top:

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and left it on a table in the studio

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less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill