why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators
in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began
how long until it ends? fuck this war
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
I MADE HANDSOME SQUIDWARD
HE SURPASSES MORTAL BEAUTY
HIS EYES ARE BEACONS TO A BETTER LIFE
NOW HE’S PICNICKING ALONE
HE LOOKS SO SAD YET SO MAJESTIC
a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
theyre onto us.
How do you tell your online friend that your a monster with no mouth
*browses own blog* amazing
parents: “u should be more active”
accidentally calls ur dad bae